Samsung Galaxy (untranslatable squiggle) III ad, actual text:

"It knows it's early

It lets you have an extra 3 mins in bed

It tells you where the nearest coffee shop is

It chooses the best photos from last night

It knows when you're looking at it

and when you're not.

At last a phone that understands you."

And the tagline: "designed for humans"

… by the faceless robot overlords, presumably. This may be the most terrifying ad I've ever come across. Seriously, "it chooses the best photos from last night"? And there you are thinking… "I don't even remember going out last night… wait, what's that… is that a severed arm? What did you do last night, phone? What did you do?"

"It knows when you're looking at it"? So do those angels in Dr Who. How creepy is your mind control brain-eating phone supposed to sound?

Or maybe I'm just old. Meh.